Robin Thicke Starts A Twerks-Giving Day Parade With 2 Chainz And Kendrick Lamar In His 'Give It 2 U' Video

Robin Thicke surveys a twerking parade in his new "Give It 2 U" video.

When we look back to music videos titled "Give It 2 U" that involve carnival-type settings, the first thing we think of is former New Kids On The Block member Jordan Knight's 1999 classic song/video of the same name. (Except that Jordan's song technically spelled out the words "to you," but whatever.)

And as much as we love Jordan's late-'90s homage to late-night carnival, we gotta say that the renowned "Blurred Lines" singer, Robin Thicke, has given Jordan's millennium party a major run for his money in the brand-new "Give It 2 U" video featuring 2 Chainz and Kendrick Lamar. But this isn't just any parade -- it's a TWERK parade.

Watch Robin Thicke's "Give It 2 U" video after the jump.

Premiering on MTV's VMA All Access Livestream, the Diane Martel-video has everything you'd ever hope to expect from Robin: frequent d*ck mentions, furiously twerking dancers, and a gigantic Jonas Brothers "Pom Poms"-esque high-school pep rally setting, only dirtier.

As the VMA "Video Of The Year" nominee kicks things off by murmuring sweet, nasty nothings (how's that for a porny phrase?), 2 Chainz and Kendrick pop up to survey the scene, which, for the record, is a balls-out (literally, in some naked cases) track and field party, complete with a giant Ass Float. And much like the biblical golden calf, those twerking dancer-cheerleaders twerk around that Ass Float like it's their God and they are its loyal twerking subjects. (Also, say "twerk" one more time.)

So, what have we learned here? 1) Robin's wife, Paula Patton, is still a very lucky woman, and 2) if there's an afterlife, I hope it involves twerk parades and ass floats.

+ Watch Robin Thicke's "Give It 2 U" video, and check out his full MTV First interview on the VMA All Access Livestream .

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